Naughty or Nice?

Naughty: Salsa Hater

OR

Nice: Salsa Lover

Which are you?

Naughty: Salsa Haters are those of us who brutally critique our fellow salseros y salseras for the better or for the worse.

                        “What do I mean?”

Well, glad you asked.

Imagine, Your Most Favorite Salsa Performer. They can do no wrong. He or she can hit perfectly and emphasize every beat of the music, with not only foot work or styling, but with facials and attitude. Stunts by any other dull in comparison. The slightest smirk and head jerk send tingles down your spine and tears of inspiration to your heart.  The standard is so high here that no one can do what they do and more over if some one is caught trying to imitate them, they are looked down upon as a "wanna be."

Common sayings used by a Salsa Hater or those in the Salsa Haters club are, but not limited to:

“What are they dancing on, 1½?” 

“His pants are too tight to do that move.”

“Hollywood just walked in.” 

“If you are not Superstar Status please don’t dance on the Carpet.” 

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Nice: Salsa Lovers are those of us who feel that Anyone and Everyone has something to offer to the Art Form. They are the ones on the side of the dance floor admiring others dancing and even from time to time, applaude you after you have finished dancing to a song. Salsa lovers are pure at heart and compliment everyone. They are enthusiastic and excited about the Salsa world at all cost. 

Common sayings used by a Salsa Lover are, but not limited to:

"Wow she's FIERCE!"

"He is a sexy awesome dancer!"

"Oh My Gosh she's Amazing!"

"His Foot work is Killer!"

"Girlfriend is BAD!


So, what will it be? 
Are you a Naughty Salsa Hater or a Nice Salsa Lover?